What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
It does a Lay's™-up.
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why was the dog overweight?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?