What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
It does a Lay's™-up.
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What's E.T. short for?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?