What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What bird is always sad?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What day is your mom always right?
What's the politest month?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?