What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
It does a Lay's™-up.
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What do cats wear to work?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
How is cat food sold?