What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
It does a Lay's™-up.
Shoutout to my grandma!
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What do math teachers eat?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What type of car do planets buy?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why was the bud so shy?