What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What do little fish love to play with?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What shape has a knighthood?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?