Why do trees have so many friends?
They branch out.
Which family member is always relieved?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why do cats love to work?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What do you say to a really good barista?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?