Why do trees have so many friends?
They branch out.
What name sounds like the past tense?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Why is the beach so confident?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?