Why do trees have so many friends?
They branch out.
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What does a panda ghost say?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
How does a taco bless the table?
Which bug is related to you?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
