What's good for both poker and theater?
A full house.
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What color are all the books in the library?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?