What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?