What's good for both poker and theater?
A full house.
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What's the politest month?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What birds make average students?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
