Where do bees go to the bathroom?
At the BP station!
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What do you call octopus twins?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Where was Noah born?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
I broke my finger!
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What dogs are always lying to you?