Why do trees hate going to school?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What do stars celebrate in December?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What's the most popular cat in New England?