Where do bees go to the bathroom?
At the BP station!
What kind of computers do horses use?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why is a computer so smart?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
