Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What sports are both plant-based?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?