Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What do you call lending money to a bison?