What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
How are mountains able to see?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Why do mice need oiling?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
How long will dinner be?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
When is a baseball player like a thief?