How do you get a country girl to like you?
How does a barber get to work?
What do you give a sick pig?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why are goats so funny?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Do dads always snore?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What do you call a short cow?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?