Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Which insect is the smartest?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What's the friendliest national park?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?