How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch!
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What horn never makes a sound?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
