What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
They are both Paris sites.
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?