Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What do you call a smelly horse?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?