Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What is the strongest animal?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?