What do you call a fish without an eye?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Which elf is the best singer?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why do mice need oiling?