Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
How do horses navigate at night?
What do you give an angry rhino?
How much money does a skunk have?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What's the slowest 5k?
Where do books sleep?