What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
They stethos-cope with it.
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What does a dog say before eating?
