Why are skeletons so calm?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What animal knows kung fu?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why was the spider so smart?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?