Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
They eat an apple a day.
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Which family member is always relieved?
What math figure is also in the band?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
How do you get straight A's?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?