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They eat an apple a day.
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What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
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What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?