What did the calf play in the school band?
The cowbell!
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
A book just fell on my head.
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Where do stars go to college?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What tea do footballers drink?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
