Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
He didn't get to pick it!
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What says: oom oom oom?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
