What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Which bug is related to you?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
How do fireflies start a race?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
