Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
He just couldn't see himself doing it.
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?