Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
He just couldn't see himself doing it.
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What sport requires no movement at all?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What animal has the most fun?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What kind of bird works at a construction site?