Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
He just couldn't see himself doing it.
Why did the frog have a long face?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why was the mime upset?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Where would you find an elephant?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What car can't keep a secret?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
