Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
He just couldn't see himself doing it.
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What did the sick chicken say?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Which plant has the best roar?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Which hot drink loves golf?