Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why was the mime upset?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?