What did the bicycle call its dad?
Pop-cycle.
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What do Scottish toads play?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Which is the worst season?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Where do books sleep?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
