What did the bicycle call its dad?
Pop-cycle.
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Where do stars go to college?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
How do you drive a man crazy?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?