Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What animal loves Indian food?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
