Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What vegetables make the best music?