What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why is money so stubborn?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
How do automobiles fly?
Why are cause and effect so close?
How did the tree get lost?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why are fish such good architects?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?