What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
A purr-petrator.
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What nationality are most fish?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What do you call two birds in love?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why do bees gossip?
What's the most determined bird?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?