What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
A purr-petrator.
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why is furniture so generous?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Where do stars go to college?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What did the icy road say to the truck?