What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
A purr-petrator.
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?