What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
A purr-petrator.
Why do trees have so many friends?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What season begins with a thud?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What are baby potatoes called?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What do fairies always drink?