Why did the pig go to the casino?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?