What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
A purr-petrator.
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
