What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why do mice need oiling?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Which bird would make a great farmer?