Why is furniture so generous?
Because it donates to a lot of chair-ities!
Why did he change his bike's tires?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What do you call a small mom?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Where do horses reside?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?