What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why is the beach so confident?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?