Why is furniture so generous?
Because it donates to a lot of chair-ities!
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Where do termites go camping?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What did the sick chicken say?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
How do bears keep cool?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why do all the planets get along?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
