Why is furniture so generous?
Because it donates to a lot of chair-ities!
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why are ghosts always single?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Why is winter considered holy?