What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
A hummingbird.
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What tree has the most bark?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?