How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why did the computer run out of money?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What is the color of the wind?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What's the slowest 5k?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?