What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?