What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why are trees always so positive?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?