Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What do Scottish toads play?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What makes pirates such good singers?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?