Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Eye-celand!
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What does a dog say before eating?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?