What did the shower say to the toilet?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
How did the tree get lost?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?