Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Eye-celand!
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What do you eat on July 5th?
