Why did the person sit on the clock?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?