Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
The jungle gym!
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What do you give a sick pig?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
When do mice play every day?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?