Which tree can't stop crying?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?