What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane chocolate.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What math figure is also in the band?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
