What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane chocolate.
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What school subject really rocks?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What do fish use for glasses?
Where do ants go to eat?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What did you learn in school today, son?