What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane chocolate.
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What's E.T. short for?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What country has the most fish?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?