Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Because they're as fit as a fiddle!
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
How do billboards talk?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
I'm not a bad putter.
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Which famous author is also a ruler?