Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Because they're as fit as a fiddle!
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
I broke my finger!
How do eggs end a TV show?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why was the artichoke so generous?