Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Because they're as fit as a fiddle!
How does one gelatin greet another?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why was the cat so small?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Which state is the cleanest?
