Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Because they're as fit as a fiddle!
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why did electricity win the race?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
A book just fell on my head.
How does a penguin build its house?
Why is the piano so hard to open?