I'm not a bad putter.
I just can't catch a break.
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Can February March?