Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What do you call hiking college students?
How do fleas travel?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What type of car do planets buy?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What did one plate say to the other?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What is a cow's dream job?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?