I'm not a bad putter.
I just can't catch a break.
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What was the first animal in space?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
