What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Why do fish live in salt water?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?