What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?