How did the Vikings send secret messages?
By Norse code!
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why do cubes make great referees?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
The museum curator needed a break.
What do you call lending money to a bison?