How did the Vikings send secret messages?
By Norse code!
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Which relative loves rice?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What did one plate say to the other?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
