Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What do you call a short cow?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Where do books sleep?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.