Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?