What insect runs away from everything?
A flee.
Which animal should never work for the government?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What siblings are always sad?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why was the spider so smart?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
How do you make a cow float?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?