What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why is winter considered holy?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
How does a barber get to work?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?