What insect runs away from everything?
A flee.
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
How do hurricanes see?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why was the broom late for school?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
