What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Where's POPcorn?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?