What day is your mom always right?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
How do birds threaten one another?
Where do termites go camping?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?