What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
How long do chickens work?
How are teens like cats?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why do fish live in salt water?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
That bird won't stop squawking.