What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What do you call a short cow?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What kind of music do planets like?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
