What animal always goes to heaven?
How does dinner smell?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?