What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Shark bait.
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What sport do horses love to play?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?