What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Shark bait.
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
