What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Shark bait.
Where does Superman park his cars?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why are stones so good at music?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
My brother is my partner in crime.
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What do you call a magical reptile?