What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Which animal is the most religious?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why was the math book sad?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?