What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?