Why do math teachers love March?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What building always gets stains on it?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What birds make average students?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?