Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Because they have a lot of scales.
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Where do hamsters come from?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?