Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Because they have a lot of scales.
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Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
How do snowmen get information?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
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What type of flower grows up too fast?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What food is a man's best friend?