Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Because they have a lot of scales.
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
