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Because people have no words for how angry it makes them.
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Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
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What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
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What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
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What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?