Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Because people have no words for how angry it makes them.
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What's the slowest 5k?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What animal loves Indian food?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Where do mice leave their boats?