Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Because people have no words for how angry it makes them.
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Shoutout to my grandma!
I'm not a bad putter.
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What happens when a frog's car dies?