Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Because people have no words for how angry it makes them.
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why do cows go to New York?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?