Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Because people have no words for how angry it makes them.
What does Santa call Christmastime?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?