Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Because people have no words for how angry it makes them.
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What day is your mom always right?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why do math teachers love March?