What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What do you call two birds in love?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What did the confused bee say?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?