How do birds threaten one another?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?