Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What animal floats best?
How do hurricanes see?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What do you call a short cow?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Which animals make the best football players?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?