What is a duck's favorite snack?
Quacker Jacks.
What time does everyone love to drink?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What insect runs away from everything?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
