What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What animal knows kung fu?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
The museum curator needed a break.
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
I broke my finger!
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Where would you put an injured insect?