What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What do you call two birds in love?
What's the most masculine animal?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?