Where do snowmen go to dance?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
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Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What do elves learn in school?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?