Why did electricity win the race?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What makes music in your hair?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?