What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Croc-a-doodle-do!
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why do math teachers love March?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Which insect is the smartest?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?