What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Croc-a-doodle-do!
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Which dogs love to study science?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why did the echo get detention?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What do naked fish play with?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
