Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Thoroughbreads.
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Where do polar bears vote?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
