What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Which celebrity loves to read?
Where do ants go to eat?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?