What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why are fish such good architects?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why is winter considered holy?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
How much money does a skunk have?
What do you give an angry rhino?