Where do novels go to have a good time?
Book club.
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?