How do cats make a birthday cake?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What animal floats best?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What do you call a flying police officer?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
How is cat food sold?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What animal has the most fun?