What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Cat's Cradle!
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Which animal will never go bald?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why are frogs always happy?