Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Which animal will never go bald?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What day is your mom always right?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.