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Why don't ants get sick?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What birds make average students?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What day is your mom always right?