How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Periodically.
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What do fish do at parades?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
