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Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
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Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
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What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
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What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
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What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?