What do you call a cow that can't moo?
A milk dud.
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What birds make average students?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What do you call hiking college students?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?