Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What animal loves Indian food?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?