Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
I broke my finger!
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?