What do you call a fly without wings?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Which bug is related to you?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why don't fish play basketball?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?