What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What did March say to the madness?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
How does dinner smell?
What do cows like to dance to?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Where do actors go to pray?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?