What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What game do bats excel at?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
How do you make a bandstand?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What musical instrument is the best typist?