What do cows like to dance to?
Any kind of moosic you like.
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What's the opposite of irony?
What is the most adorable season?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Which cats have the best manners?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
