My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What country has the most fish?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What is the best way to study the Bible?