What is the wealthiest fish?
A goldfish.
What do you eat on July 5th?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
How do fleas travel?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What style of music weighs the most?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
How did the tree get lost?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
