Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?