What is the wealthiest fish?
A goldfish.
What birds always travel in twos?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
How do frogs get to work?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
I like telling Dad jokes.
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What makes music in your hair?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?