Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What time of day was Adam created?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What kind of bird can write?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?