What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Which dogs love to study science?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What do cows say on NYE?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What sweet treat never panics?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
My friend David had his ID stolen.