Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Because the angel said, "No L!"
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What do you call a dog in space?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What fairy loves to count?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?