Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Because the angel said, "No L!"
Why do bees gossip?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
How does a lion greet other animals?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?