Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Because the angel said, "No L!"
Where do mice leave their boats?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Where does breakfast live?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What kind of music do planets like?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?