Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Because the angel said, "No L!"
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
How do amoebas make calls?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
