Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Because the angel said, "No L!"
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Which celebrity loves to read?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What are you studying in math?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?