Why do bees gossip?
To hear the latest buzz.
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Why are goats so funny?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What is a cow's dream job?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why do cows go to New York?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
How does a cow do math?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What did the salad say to its dad?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?