Where do T-Rexes shop?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Where do you take sick ponies?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?