What's a tornado's favorite game?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why do cows make great bakers?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?