What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Rocky.
When should baseball players wear armor?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
How do fall and winter say hello?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?