What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Someone stole my mood ring!