Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Santa Paws.
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What do you call a silly hill?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What is the most faithful insect?
What did autumn say to summer?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What do you call the dog magician?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
