What do you call a singing rodent?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
How do birds threaten one another?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?