What do you call a bakery hardware store?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What's black and white and red all over?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?