Which animal should never work for the government?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why are stones so good at music?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why was the cow afraid?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?