What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Where in earth have you been?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
