What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Jeepers Creepers.
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
How do frogs get to work?
What do math teachers eat?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?