What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Where do they produce Christian films?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
How did the tree get lost?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?