What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What game do bats excel at?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why did electricity win the race?
Which plant has the best roar?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What did the ocean say to the beach?