What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why are goats so funny?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?